would you let zayn hit it from the back
is water wet
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up
Taylor Swift: All the Awards.
Taylor Swift - You’re Not Sorry Live (sounds professionally recorded) Newark, 3.29.13 (x)
bringing this back because it DESPERATELY needs to be recognized as one of the Red Tours GREATEST performances.
ok let me tell ou a thing im typing this and she hasnt even stated singing yet this is the best thing ive evrn heard ;sliten to it now
I have a business proposal is like to discuss
I’m gonna need that guys prosthetic leg.
me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now
*wakes up* what the fuck